|Writer: 日日日 (Akira)|
|Location: Dance Room|
|Yeah, that’s no good. No good at all. You’re doing it all wrong. I don’t feel any passion.|
|If this were a battlefield, you’d be dead. You’re just so bad at this. I can’t really explain it but you just suck.|
|Sh-shut up! What’s wrong with you two?! I’m doing the best I can here!
You guys sounded nice enough when you said you’d help me practice, but all you’ve been doing is boo at me. You guys are useless!
|When it comes to training a mongrel, the first thing you have to do is break their spirit and show them who’s boss. That’s what I learned from training my brother♪|
|I was trained?! Anyway, it’s just as Yuta-kun says!|
|So let’s quit the complaints and get back to practicing~! If you slack off too much, you’ll be met with scary Oogami-senpai’s bamboo sword~♪|
|Huuh? You still complainin’, pipsquek? Need me to help you get motivated?
Misbehaved brats like you won’t learn without a bit of pain.
|Wh-what’s wrong with you?! What have I ever done to you guys?! Stop hitting me with that~! I won’t be able to get married anymore!|
|Hmh. Not that it matters to me any how this “circus” turns out.
I’m only here ‘cause the twins are, and ‘cause the transfer student asked me.
….I’ve got no choice but to help out with practice ‘cause I owe her one, so what’s with that attitude? Huuh? Want me to beat your ass a hundred times and make it swell up three times bigger?
|Ahaha. Don’t punish him too much, Oogami-senpai. There’s only two weeks left until the “circus”. If you leave any lasting trauma or bruises, it’ll affect his performance on the day of, right?|
|For starters, you’re all crazy tryin’ to learn the acts for the “circus” in just two weeks.
Somethin’ like balancing on a ball is the kind of acrobatic skill that takes even pros years of practice to get down, y’know?
Those “fine” guys sure are gettin’ ahead of themselves, thinking’ that nothin’s impossible for the so-called strongest “unit” in the school. Ugh, it pisses me off!
Come on, get up, pipsqueak! Quit tryin’ to go to sleep! Anyway, we won’t be gettin’ anywhere until you build some stamina, so we’ll start with a hundred push-ups and sit-ups!
|I-I can’t do this anymore~…. In the first place, why is it the Light Music Club that’s coaching me? I thought it’s be Slave #2, Anzu, who would be teaching me nicely~!|
|Well, I mean, she’s just an amateur, so it’d be impossible for her to teach you, right?|
|After all, we’ve been earning pocket change through street performing since we were kids. Right, brother? ♪
That’s why we, “2wink,” were chosen as the opening act for the “circus”.
I’m not too happy about having to be the ones to open the show, but it’s the same thing as getting the energy going at a DreamFes, right?
|So that’s the reason why we’re cooperating, understand?
Although I’m a bit reluctant to help out the “unit” full of members of the Student Council, if we mess up their show and make it fail on purpose, that’s going to cause “2wink’s” reputation to plummet too.
|We all share the same fate this time, so let’s do our best to make the “circus” succeed as fellow Yumenosaki students, um, Hime-kun, was it?|
|Who’re you calling “Hime-kun”? Sniff….
Well, fine. I understand what’s at stake now. I just have to make sure I don’t perform my act more pathetically than your opening act, right?
I-It’s too hard for me to argue once you bring the president into this! Alright, already! I’ll work my hardest, okay?!
I’ll do my best so that I can perform in the “circus,” so don’t cut me in two~!
|Right, right, that’s the spirit. Luckily for you, I heard that the act you’re in charge of isn’t all that hard, anyway.
If you put forth desperate efforts for these two weeks, you’ll make it in time for the day of☆
|U-ugh~! I hate making effort, but this is for the sake of the “circus’” success! Not only that, but for “fine’s” sake, and for the president’s sake, too!
I’m gonna work hard! Just watch~ I’ll show you the difference between prodigies and vulgar people like you!
|Hey, looks like you’re practicing enthusiastically~
Good work. I came with the transfer student to bring snacks for everyone~♪
|Ah, Saru…. I mean, Isara-senpai! Did you come to cheer me on?|
|Yep. I came to help out this time not as a member of “Trickstar,” but as a fellow Student Council member. Looks like you’re working hard~ We could feel your enthusiasm all the way from out in the hallway! ♪|
|Heheh. Well of course! Who do you take me for?
I’m Yumenosaki Academy’s prided top idol, and President Eichi Tenshouin’s right-hand man, the great Tori Himemiya! ☆
|Well, that’s a relief. I thought for sure that they were bullying you, you know?
But it looks like you’re all getting along, so that’s good. Here, I’ll give you this sports drink♪
|We’re not getting along! I am being bullied! You’d better remember this, Light Music Club!
Once the “circus” is over, I’ll make full use of the Student Council’s authority and get my revenge! And then you’ll know who’s really in charge around here!
|Now, now, no need to get so worked up….
We should use this opportunity to make friends with each other. It’d be best if we could all just smile and hold hands~♪
|Huh, so you came too, four-eyed bean sprout?
Might as well train with us while you’re here. Didn’t you say that you get out of shape if you don’t keep training all the time? Huuh?
You’ve slacked off. I’ll have to train you again from scratch! Go and get changed!
|Ack! So you really were here, Oogami-kun!
B-but I’m not even participating in this time’s “circus,” you know~?!
|Hey, neither am I. But it doesn’t hurt to train anyway. Your body is your assets in this business!
And besides, I’ve got way too much free time on my hands with how inactive “UNDEAD” is lately! So quit your complainin’ and get over here, you bastard!
|Quit it~! Quit working me so hard just so you can relieve stress!|
|Ahaha, it’s gotten pretty lively…. This sort of thing isn’t like “fine” at all. It’s not the slightest bit elegant. But….
I’m always practicing by myself, so I guess this kinda makes me happy….♪
Ah…. Did you hear what I just said? Keep it a secret from everyone else, alright, Anzu?
No matter what, got it? Make sure you follow my every order, hehe~♪