|Writer: 日日日 (Akira)|
|Location: Dance Room|
Mmnn…. Even if you keep feeding me like that, I can’t eat another bite…. Ehehe♪
|Young master~? I hate to bother you in the midst of your adorable sleep talking, but would you please wake up~?|
Ugh, you’re so noisy for a slave! Don’t interrupt my perfectly good nap, would you~?
|Please wake up, young master. Honestly, since you were young, you’ve always had such a hard time waking up.
If you don’t wake up soon, I’m going to cut you in two with this chainsaw~
|What are you talking about?!
Eep! What is this? I can’t move~! I’m trapped in some weird box!
|To put it more accurately, you’re in a box with only your head and feet sticking out.
Rather than being trapped in a box, I would say you’re more like a turtle right now, or rather, “wearing a box”….♪
|Who cares about the little details! And why’re you actually holding a chainsaw~?!
Wh-wh-wh-what is this? A dream? Why am I stuck in this kind of nightmare~?!
|Please keep calm, young master. Your father has told you before that you must always act as a gentleman, has he not?
Good grief, you’re always such a child.
|How are you just nagging me so casually like that~? Save me, slave! Your master’s in big trouble!|
|I am not your slave. Right now, I’m performing one of the acts for the “circus”…. The show where I cut the assistant in half.
It’s the one where they are cut in two together with the box, but escape unscathed afterwards♪
|Ah, I know what you’re talking about. But when you’re actually doing that trick, your arms and legs are folded up fit inside one compartment of the box, so it only looks like your body was cut in two, right?
But I haven’t had any of those preparations done! If I’m cut with the chainsaw now, I’m obviously going to die….!
Oh, I know what this is! So you’ve finally grown sick of me and decided to rebel, have you?!
You sure are cocky for a slave! This is exactly what they mean when they say, to bite the hand that feeds you!
|I would never do such a thing. Your lack of faith in me is saddening.
How would I ever think of rebelling against the master that I have served since childhood….?
|Well, in reality, when I saw you cast aside the bento I spent painstaking efforts to make…
And had transfer student-san spoon feed you that katsudon instead, I admit that I was boiling with rage.
| Y-you saw that?! It’s not what you think! That was just some self-indulgent aristocratic play to teach her the joys of serving me!
If you didn’t like it, then I’ll apologize! I’m sorry, okay? I’ll be good starting tomorrow and eat the bento you make me!
So just cut it out already~ The chainsaw is scaring me~!
|Please bear with it, young master.
This is just part of rehearsal for the “circus”. I am also a member of “fine,” after all. If I don’t master even one skill to perform, I won’t be able to fulfill my role.
|It’ll be fine even if you don’t do something this crazy, you know!
We’re idols, aren’t we? So we just need to make it look like a “circus”! It doesn’t have to be so serious!
|Hm. Young master, I’m disappointed that you would think so lightly when we will be stepping up on a grand stage.
We, as “fine,” are the greatest unit that Yumenosaki Academy has to boast about.
We must show off perfect skills that no one else could replicate. That is the natural and predetermined course we must take.
It is the high road that His Imperial Majesty…. That the Student Council President and “fine” must take, is it not?
|I-It’s too hard for me to argue once you bring the president into this! Alright, already! I’ll work my hardest, okay?!
I’ll do my best so that I can perform in the “circus,” so don’t cut me in two~!
|Good. Well said, young master. You’ve come a long way.
I’m so moved to tears that I’m nearly blinded by them. I’m certain your father would also be quite pleased……♪
|We heard, we heard~☆|
|We even recorded it~☆|
|Just like you asked, we’ll whip you into shape~♪|
|Time to begin the special training from Hell~♪|
|Ack, it’s you guys! The henchmen of Rei Sakuma, one of the “Three Oddballs”!|
|Hmm, I’m kind of reluctant about being remembered that way.|
|I mean, we are part of the Light Music Club that Sakuma-senpai is the leader of, but it’s not like we’re particularly his underlings or anything, you know~?
Squirts that say annoying things should be punished~! Tickle, tickle☆
|The student council’s made us suffer a lot, so this is payback! Tickle, tickle☆|
|Stop, hold on! Wawawah, cut it out, you idiots!
Dammit, what the heck is this?! What did I ever do to deserve this….?!