|Writer: 日日日 (Akira)|
|Location: 2-A Classroom|
|And with that said and done, it’s time for lunch, transfer student☆|
|I’m not really clear on what’s been “said and done,” but like Akehoshi-kun said, it’s lunchtime now, transfer student-chan!|
|Hold on, you’re not going anywhere just yet! We still have some things to say to you! It’s a mandatory event! Hahaha, frustrating, isn’t it? It must be!|
|I really don’t think it’s frustrating or anything, Akehoshi-kun!
….Ah, wait, was I supposed to play along?! Alright, hold on!
“Hehehe! If you’re really so against listening to what we have to say, then my glasses….
|Cut it out, Idiot Duo. You’re confusing the transfer student.|
| Aaah, don’t spoil it, Hidaka-kun! You should play along with us!
This is your opportunity to remake our “Idiot Duo” into the “Idiot Trio”…!
|I don’t need that kind of opportunity. Listen, just keep your mouths shut for thirty seconds, you two. Please. Akehoshi, if you cooperate, I’ll give you a ten yen coin.|
|Hokke~…. No, Hokuto-sama! I’ll be your faithful dog, Hokuto-sama! I promise I won’t say anything unnecessary for the next thirty seconds☆|
|Being bought for ten yen is too cheap, Akehoshi-kun! If you’re not throwing out jokes for me to play along with, it’s the same as me being without arms and legs….!|
|Alright, that’s enough. It’s time for you two to be quiet now.|
|It’s a bit unsettling without the two of you talking.
Well, that aside. Sorry for all the commotion, transfer student.
If you have something else to take care of, you should go and do that first, but if you’re free, I’d like to ask you to spare some time for us during this lunch break.
We’re counting on you.
Here, I’ll give you some konpeito.
| (……?! I want to make a comeback to this joke!
Or at least explain to transfer student-chan that this konpeito joke is part of Hidaka-kun’s gag routine~!)
|(Let it go, Ukki~! If you talk now, I won’t get my ten yen!)|
|(But Akehoshi-kun! Coming from Hidaka-kun, who’s always the one making comebacks rather than jokes, this is such a rare opportunity~!)|
|(I understand how you feel, Ukki~! But you’ll just have to hold in the urge, for the sake of my ten yen! In other words, for the sake of my soul…!)|
|What’re you two fidgeting about over there? Do you need to use the bathroom? You shouldn’t hold it in if you do. It’s not good for your health.That’s what my grandmother told me.|
|(Grandmother?! Dammit, but I know all about the relationship between Hidaka-kun’s “konpeito” and “grandmother”!
I’m missing out on the perfect chance to make this into a single joke~!)
|(Calm down, Ukki~! You just need to hold it in for thirty seconds, so don’t give up!)|
|Seriously, what’s wrong with you two….?
Well, nevermind that. At any rate, the lunch break isn’t that long. We’ll leave the tour of the school for after school. Right now, there’s something else I want to make sure we have enough time for.
I’m sure that you have other things to do, as well. It pains me that we’re taking up your time even until after school. Time is money. That’s also something that my grandmother told me.
|Money?! Are we talking about money now?|
|You went and said something, Akehoshi. You’re not getting that ten yen now.|
|No, wait! Pretend that didn’t happen! That didn’t count, that didn’t count!|
|Well, that aside. If you have time after school, I’d like to ask you to come along with us….
Since it’s lunchtime right now, we’ll show you to the cafeteria first. My grandmother told me, you can’t fight on an empty stomach.
Or do you have a bento? Well, you’re allowed to bring your own food into the cafeteria, so you can eat it there with us.
With that said, let’s head for the cafeteria. Any objections?
The cafeteria is this way. I’ll show you where it is. ….You two are free to talk now. Actually, you’re allowed to breathe, you know?
|Gaaasp!! Wait, so it was okay to breathe?! You should have said so sooner! I thought we had to hold our breaths, you murderer! You’re so cold-blooded, Hokke~! So, cold-blooded!|
|Why’d you say it again with an accent like a Mongolian king? You’re on a roll with the creative ideas today, Akehoshi-kun! I have so much respect for you….!|
|How about you give me money instead of respect….?!|
|We’re just going to leave without you two.|